The wait is finally over!
Doctor Woo's Bovinate Sefecal Supplements have finally arrived!!
Absolutely FREE!!!
(just pay $79.99 shipping and handling)
Are you
stressed by "science" debunking your homeopathy? If you are like many people who
are juggling several things at once – work, endangering your kids, cooking up conspiracies, or researching
on Natural News – even the best google research skills and organic-gluten-free-vegan-fair-trade-sustainably-souced chai tea, is
sometimes not enough to keep your energy up by the end of a long day of gish
galloping around Facebook. It’s a shame because as your day winds down, there
should be time for quiet reflection and loving moments with your family. But
all you can do is fall asleep exhaustedly dreaming of one day winning a
scientific debate with that one word: sheeple.
The
reason you feel so bogged down is you assume; you assume correlation equals causation, you assume your many roles in this day and age (scientific
researcher, pediatrician, immunologist, autism specialist, name caller and
general know-it-all). As people who juggle many assumptions and roles, we set high expectations
of ourselves and expect everyone else to live up to our illogical demands. And
before you know it – you feel, and everyone around you feels, physically and emotionally drained. How do you
create balance in your life when "scientists" with their superior attitudes and peer reviewed research simply won’t let you?
If you
are looking to:
Support
your Bovinate Sefecal levels for debating “scientists”*
Support crypto
health*
Support
immune system and illogical thoughts*
Prevent Autism*
Block shame receptors*
Then Bovinate
Sefecal herbal supplement is just right for you!
Description
· Anecdotally proven*
·
Magically delicious*
·
80%Total Cryptosporidiosis (Crypto) [Including essential microscopic parasites]
·
Herbal Supplement
·
Gluten Free*
·
Vegan*
Doctor Woo’s
Standardized Bovinate Sefecal Extract Tablets provide a standardized extract
from 100% raw, organic Blanca Cacereña Feculence (BCF) with your daily recommended
intake of Cryptosporidiosis [including essential microscopic parasites], the
most researched active constituents found in BCF. A clean and gentle water-based extraction method is
employed to capture and preserve BCF's most valuable components.
Available in easy-to-swallow guanoticly-coated tablets for maximum
assimilation/absorption and for a truly vegetarian/vegan* formula.
Other Ingredients
100% kosher* vegetable
capsules, vegetable cellulose, silica, vegetable magnesium stearate.
Free of milk*, egg,
fish, crustacean shellfish, tree nuts, peanuts, wheat, soybeans and romantic entanglements*.
Also free of corn,
yeast, gluten*, barley, rice, water, air, carbon, logic, sodium, racism, misogyny* and sugar.
Warnings
Caution: Consult your
healthcare practitioner prior to using this product if you are trying to
conceive, pregnant, nursing, taking medication, particularly ones made by the Pharmafia,
birth control, statins, blood thinners, LSD and other drugs broken down by the liver, are allergic to bovine or equine feces, or have a medical condition. Do not take if you are close to, or already
exceeding, your maximum Bovinate Sefecal storage capacity. (Made in a facility that also processes Doctor Woo's patented Equinate Sefecal Extract Tablets- may contain trace amounts of equine feculence.)
Side Effects:
Nipple leakage, bad taste in your mouth,
body odor, anal seepage and flatulence. In rare cases vaginal flatulence has been experienced and is
extremely embarrassing. If this happens you MUST not call your doctor immediately,
you will just embarrass him as well as yourself.
Supplement Facts
Serving Size: 2 Capsules Servings Per Container: 2 |
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% Daily Value
Amt. Per Serving
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Organic Blanca Cacereña Feculence (Bovinate Sefecal)
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370 mg
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*
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Cryptosporidiosis Extract - 95% microbial microbes
|
80 mg
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*
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Organic Guanotic shitesome (Chiroptera excrement)
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50 mg
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*
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Other Ingredients: Vegetable Cellulose (capsule), ground kitten bones, eye of newt, snips, snails and puppy dog tails.
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Suggested Use
As a dietary
supplement, and to combat the effects of unavoidable science, take two vegan* BS tablets daily, or as directed by a blogger with a computer science degree.
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